THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE train over 300 comics a year and use headline comics who play venues such as 'Jongleurs' as tutors.  5* rated for the past three years by

All courses are aimed at the beginner and range from 3 hour taster sessions to 6 week Monday evening courses with a showcase at the end.

Recent students have won numerous competitions including LOADED magazine  comic of the year.   Great thing to try for fun, for a hobby or as many of our students found a new source of income and career.

We are happy that THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE have been based in our venue for it's 5th  year now.

See   for full info    PRICES FROM £45


Tues 11th Dec 8pm    £10 Over 18 only    SOLD OUT


Top night of comedy with a host of acts


South London Players present 

Friday 14th and Sat 15th Dec  Fri 8pm  &  Sat 7pm   £12

DING DONG MERRILY by Lisa Pancucci

It's Christmas Eve. Snow is falling as four friends meet for dinner. Amongst

the roasted chestnuts and mince pies old wounds are re-opened. Will it be

Goodwill To All Men or is that blood on the tinsel? 'Ding Dong Merrily' is a

dark comedy about love, anger, retribution and unrivalled arrogance,

where festive feelings collide and, in this Heaven the bells aren't ringing.

Fri 14th  8pm

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Sat 15th 7pm

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Fri 21st  Dec 7pm to late - FREE


Come join Colin, Keith, Derek, Keith, Derek, Colin, Colin, Derek and Keith plus many others we havent mentioned for the monthly Model rail fans piss up.  Sometimes it can kick off big time over GWR wheel formations.  All welcome, come and chat model railways over a pint


Sat 12th & Sun 13th Jan 11am -  4pm £49  (2 day course)


Did you know our training centre is a well known casting suite for theatre and film productions and used by many companies to find actors/performers each week

Did you know that a number of our  students with no previous acting skills have been cast in professional theatre, film and TV productions as they have been spotted by our casting director while in training. 

We have decided to do a special 2 day intense course which will give you the skills to  act and do well at castings for both theatre and TV.

Past students last year have had professional lead roles in Miss Julie, Lolita and a Kids show at the Stag Theatre in Sevenoaks.  

Course Covers

* You will given two Shakespeare speeches working with our theatre director and casting director for 'Shakespeare in the Park' (one comical and one serious) to get you to performance and drama school audition standard.

*You will learn one modern speech and perform various scenes both scripted and improvised from plays.

*You will perform a scene from a well known Chekhov play and scenes from a 'Brechtian' style play

*  You will learn to act and sight read to the camera

* Basic stage fighting skills

*You will work on voice and accents.

* You will look at skills needed for panto, late 19th century plays and easy ways to learn lines and team acting exercises.

This course is aimed at the beginner  to acting although useful for actors wishing to get into acting and also a chance to be seen for castings

To book call 0208 694 1888

book online HERE

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Sat 12th Jan    8pm   £12


Fri 25th Jan 8pm

BEHIND THE CANVAS By Shakella Dedi & Lola Remmy 

 An artist’s canvas: Perception, reality, distortion, light, paths, brush-strokes – what do you see? There is a story behind every individual, just as there is a story and truth behind every painting/picture. Behind the Canvas is the story of an artist and a subject whose paths cross in more ways than one. When a middle – aged homeless woman finds herself in the tranquil setting of an up and coming artist’s studio, the atmosphere becomes agitated; a tale of commonality begins to unravel, revealing the layers of life experiences which shape us into the individuals we are


South London Players present

Sat 2nd to Weds 6th Feb (No show Mon 4th)    £12.50

LOLITA by Vladimir Nabokov

Based on the classic novel of the same title by Vladimir Nabokov, which revolves around a middle-aged man who becomes obsessed with a teenage girl. This production raises the profile of Claire Quilty who in the book was an important but underused charecter


Sat 9th Feb  10am to 3pm  - FREE

DOGA - South East region MEET

Double 0 gauge Association

Once again DOGA will be holding its SE region conferance at our venue. Come along amd learn about this great group


Tues 12th Feb 8pm    £10 Over 18 only


Top night of comedy with MC Lenny Sherman (Loaded mag Comic of the Year) and a host of acts


Practical Productions present

27th Feb  to 3rd March     £15.00


Warning contains scenes and text of a sexual nature (over 18 only)

Powerful play about BDSM and mind control set around a European household in Africa in the 1960's and one women's quest and lust to control and be controlled. 

The film version of this play is presently in pre production with filming in South Africa and due for a release in 2020 with a £8 million budget.