STAND UP COMEDY WORKSHOPS

THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE train over 300 comics a year and use headline comics who play venues such as 'Jongleurs' as tutors.  5* rated for the past three years by QYPE.com.

All courses are aimed at the beginner and range from 3 hour taster sessions to 6 week Monday evening courses with a showcase at the end.

Recent students have won numerous competitions including LOADED magazine  comic of the year.   Great thing to try for fun, for a hobby or as many of our students found a new source of income and career.

We are happy that THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE have been based in our venue for it's 5th  year now.

See www.londoncomedycourse.com   for full info    PRICES FROM £45

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Sun 2nd April 1pm  to 4pm   £45  (£25 members)

LEARN STAND UP COMEDY - 3 hour taster session

Perfect gift for the funny person in your life.  Course is aimed at the novice and taught by headline comics

Over 18 only  see www.londoncomedycourse.com


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Tues 28th March to Sunday 9th April   8pm  (6pm Sunday)    No show Monday 3rd April

£12.50 (members £5 for Tues 28th performance)

Hugh Leadon Productions

DEATH BY DECREE

A middle Eastern Princess of British origin avoids being stoned to death for adultery and is sent into exile back to The United Kingdom. However, dark forces are unleashed and The Princess, along with a female companion, meets an untimely death in The Swiss Alps. The question is, did she jump or was she pushed? Death by Decree, based on both historic events and events pertaining to the playwright, explores the conspiracies surrounding politically motivated killings. 

Box office 0208 694 1888

Book online HERE

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Sat 8th & Sun 9th April  10am to 4pm Sat & 10am to 2pm Sun 

ADULT ACTING & CASTING COURSE FOR BEGINNERS  ( 10 hours)

Did you know our training centre is a well known casting suite for theatre and film productions and used by many companies to find actors/performers each week

Did you know that a number of our  students with no previous acting skills have been cast in professional theatre, film and TV productions as they have been spotted by our casting director while in training. 

We have decided to do a special 2 day intense course which will give you the skills to  act and do well at castings for both theatre and TV.

Past students last year have had professional lead roles in Miss Julie, Lolita and a Kids show at the Stag Theatre in Sevenoaks.  

Price £95   (members £80)    

BOOK HERE

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11th to 13th  April   8pm   £10.50  by Andy Rothery 


The Pick-Up  by Andy Rothery 

Directed by Harry Denford

A hedge fund manager is taking some clients to Glastonbury in style and to ensure they have a high time he  ventures into an unfamiliar world.  A tale of when middle and working classes collide.

box office 0208 694 1888 or book online HERE

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EASTER SAT & SUNDAY  15th & 16th April   FREE

CRAFT BEER & MODEL RAILWAYS

Come and see four fully scenic layouts owned by the theatre and run by Selkent MRC.

Our Russian layout, modern loco scrapyard, mini airport and the welsh 009 with the longest name for a model railway will be on display. 

The bar will be open all day to enjoy a pint of craft beer and a selection of sandwiches and cakes.

This is a free event and all welcome - no need to book just turn up.    Please note the times open to families.    The Sat eve is adults only and becomes more a social event with the layouts and a real chance to enjoy a pint and talk trains


Saturday 15th 11am to 5pm  - Open to all ages (families welcome) max 2 children per adult)

 Sat 15th  5pm to 9pm  (over 18 only)

Sunday 16th  11am to 3pm - Open to all ages (families welcome max 2 children per adult)

No under 18 unless with and adult and can all buggies and puchchairs be folded before entering the venue.   No outside food or drink to be bought into the theatre

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Tues 18th to Sun 23rd April    8pm  (Sun 5pm)    £11.00

HIT CHICKS

Written and Directed by Chukwudi Onwere

Set in New Cross, Hit Chicks is a gritty action-packed thriller on love, sibling rivalry, power and betrayal in a London criminal underworld.

Note : strobe lighting used

Bookings via external agent   www.wegottickets.com/f/10694  

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Tues 25th April  8pm   £10     (members £3)   doors open 7.30pm

NEW CROSS COMEDY CLUB

Join MC Lenny Sherman with 7 acts on this night of mirth

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Weds 24th to Sat 27th May   8pm  £12

THE GOOD PERSON OF SZECHWAN

by Bertolt Brecht

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Thurs 8th to Sat 10th June    £10.50   (members £5)  8pm

THE IMPORTANCE OF BEING ERNEST

(IN COCKNEY)

Our theatre does 5 productions a year in other languages including this year, classical pieces in Russian, French, Spanish and now Cockney. On my life I promise this show is well good and you wont get mugged off and the salt playing one of the birds in it did all that proper acting with words and was in that KFC advert.  

Box office give us a bell on 0208 694 1888

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Tues 20th to Sunday 25th June  £13   (members £5)

Practucal Productions present

BLOOD WEDDING by Lorca


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 Sunday 9th July to Sun 23rd July

THE ONE HOUR PLAY FESTIVAL

This is a great chance to get your play seen.

Hire rates for plays during the festival start from £20! and you keep all the box office proceeds.  40 slots available over the festival and happy to programme new writing, established plays, dance, kids plays, anything as long as it is a play and last no longer then 60 mins.  Book your slot early - call 0208 694 1888 or email us at  thelondontheatre@live.co.uk

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3rd to 5th August

THE INTURN PLAY

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