THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE train over 300 comics a year and use headline comics who play venues such as 'Jongleurs' as tutors.  5* rated for the past three years by

All courses are aimed at the beginner and range from 3 hour taster sessions to 6 week Monday evening courses with a showcase at the end.

Recent students have won numerous competitions including LOADED magazine  comic of the year.   Great thing to try for fun, for a hobby or as many of our students found a new source of income and career.

We are happy that THE LONDON COMEDY COURSE have been based in our venue for it's 5th  year now.

See   for full info    PRICES FROM £45


Tues 21st   Aug 8pm  £10 (members £3)


Join host Lenny Sherman (Loaded comic of the year) and a host of acts at this monthly stand up night which always sells out, so best pre book tickets!

Book online HERE

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Pieface Theatre presents

Weds 22nd Aug to Mon 27th Aug   8pm (Sun 6pm)


A devised dark comedy based in the USA, a blond busty woman has had enough and decides to take justice into her own hands. She takes ‘crazy’ to a whole new level with her controversial acts towards a priest and redneck racist. Anna, The Annoying Nut-Hating American, is smart but with a lot of unorthodox ideas. A story that will make you think twice, maybe even three times. 

Tickets £8.80 & £6.60 conc

Tickets from external agent


Sun 2nd Sept 5pm - 8pm £45


A 3 hour beginners comedy workshop taught by a headline comic where you will learn joke writing and mic and stage techniques.



Sat 8th Sept   8pm to 1am   


Free entry before 9pm then £2 advance tickets and £5 on door - last entry 11pm

Dance party for all be you genderfluid, straight, gay, T girl, trans, male or female, new romantics to fetish wearing kinksters but only rule is come dressed in a outragous or fabulous style and PARTY! 

Cheap bar with draft Meantime lager, 5 flavoured vodka's, 6 flavoured ciders, 7 flavored Baileys plus Prosecco and quility wine from £3 a glass.

Dance floor and chiil out area. Venue is 2 mins from New Cross BR and on major bus routes 53. 453 and 177 and free parking directlt outside venue. Uba cabs wait just around the corner to pick you up at the end of the night.

There is a changing room availible between 8pm and 9.30pm

Please note this is not a play party but a dance and social night.

Pre book tickets HERE

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Sat 8th & Sun 9th Sept 11am - 4pm  £49  (2 day course)


Did you know our training centre is a well known casting suite for theatre and film productions and used by many companies to find actors/performers each week

Did you know that a number of our  students with no previous acting skills have been cast in professional theatre, film and TV productions as they have been spotted by our casting director while in training. 

We have decided to do a special 2 day intense course which will give you the skills to  act and do well at castings for both theatre and TV.

Past students last year have had professional lead roles in Miss Julie, Lolita and a Kids show at the Stag Theatre in Sevenoaks.  

Course Covers

* You will given two Shakespeare speeches working with our theatre director and casting director for 'Shakespeare in the Park' (one comical and one serious) to get you to performance and drama school audition standard.

*You will learn one modern speech and perform various scenes both scripted and improvised from plays.

*You will perform a scene from a well known Chekhov play and scenes from a 'Brechtian' style play

*  You will learn to act and sight read to the camera

* Basic stage fighting skills

*You will work on voice and accents.

* You will look at skills needed for panto, late 19th century plays and easy ways to learn lines and team acting exercises.

This course is aimed at the beginner  to acting although useful for actors wishing to get into acting and also a chance to be seen for castings

To book call 0208 694 1888

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22nd & 23rd Sept    £14.00  Sat 8pm & Sun 6pm

CLUB CLASS - The Aviation Comedy

Join a cast of five dressed as cabin crew yet playing everyone from pilots to baggage handlers, passengers to bits of the Airbus A320 on this charter flight of fun to Portugal. This production has been touring all over the UK for the last six years playing 180 major theatres inc The Lowry in Manchester and The Derby Playhouse and Everyman Theatre in Liverpool and even the odd airport hanger here and there.  Written by a former airline pilot and headline Jongleurs comedian, it was voted in the top five new plays in 2005 by 'The Times' and set to the music of Steps and done in Brechtian style, the fun starts as soon as you take your seats.   Feel free to come in fancy dress as pilots, sexy cabin crew or holidaymakers.   Show last 1 hour 45 mins with a quick stopover.


Weds 26th Sept 7pm to late - FREE


Come and join Colin, Keith, Colin, Derek, Colin, Derek, Colin, Keith and Keith plus some other regulars on this monthly drinkies night where you have a few beers, talk model railways, sometimes it kicks off and few punches get thrown usually over the correct wheel formation of a GWR type loco.   Remember also, Model Railways are not just used as a easy way to attract the opposite sex, it is a serious hobby.

Open to everyone,  come along and just chat model railways.  


Sat 29th & Sun 30th Sept   11am to 5pm   FREE

Part of Deptford X


Come and see a few model railway layouts each showing 3d art via Urban landscapes and all built by local people.    Our bar will be open all day also for those needing some refreshment while walking the whole Deptford X art trail.


The London Theatre present 

Directed by Harry Denford

Weds 3rd to Sun 7th Oct   £15   8pm  (Sun 6pm) £5 members for Weds performance

OTHELLO  - All female cast

by William Shakespeare

Following the successful run of a all female 'Twelfth Night' and 'A Midsummer Night's Dream' this year directed by our artistic director.   We bring this all female production which tells the story of a powerful general of the Venetian army, Othello, whose life and marriage are ruined by a conniving, deceitful, and envious soldier, Lago.

Box office 0208 694 1888


The South London Players present

Sat 28th and  Sun 29th Oct     £12  8pm Sat (3pm and 6pm Sun)

LIZZIE STREAKER (The Anachronistic Play) 

A modern take on the Greek Classic Lysistrata by Aristophanes where the women refuse their men until they stop going to war.


Fri 2nd Novn £12  8pm


Sat 3rd to Sunday 18th November


Two weeks of plays, film, talks, dance, music, comedy, community events, art and spoken word.  Hire rates start at £20 per show at our theatre during this festival.  Contact us on 0208 694 1888 for more info

Weds 7th

9pm Colin Gateley & Friends

A night of top class stand up

Thurs 8th Nov

7pm Lunchbreak

9pm JAYA (Live Band)

Sat 10th Nov

9pm Brixton Mondays

The story of a group of older 5 a side footballers

Sun 11th Nov

2pm Travel Log

Tues 13th Nov

7pm Essa Flett (ROOTS)   info & tickets HERE

9pm  Colourful Greens

Weds 14th Nov

9pm Extreme Championship Improv

Fri 16th Nov

Northampton Uni Showcase